Regardless of your personal politics, you should find this parody very funny.
Obama Debunks Birther Conspiracy from Jordan Peele
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Canker Sores! I absolutely hate them.
Boy does that ulceration inside your mouth
hurt like a [fill in your own description].
And that’s before you try to eat or drink.
There’s a non-toxic, topical remedy that
can heal it in as little as a day,
Canker Sores Begone™.